This is soooooooo f***ed up! BUT HILARIOUS. This was never in a South Park episode it was made for the movie ‘The Aristocrats’ omg this is ssoooooooooooooooo hilarious
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Im a 16 year old boy.
I have five really close freinds to me and this is a blessing and i know this… 2 of them are guys and 3 of them are girls.
Everything was great 2 years ago…. my freind liked one of the girls and i tried to partner them up (indirectly) and it was not succesfull and my freind just got turned down… hard. Then next year one of my freinds moved away and the girl and me had a type of falling out …a fight for almost 3 months .no communication … just silent ragey.
Before this fight we had a perfect freindly relationship ..although she isnt a much talker …she did text alot.. almost 100 sms a day. I knoow her alot…bit too much … but its not obsessive because this year when we talked on msn when we talked to each other she said.. she trusts me so much and feels comfortable around me…
Now im not much a talker to none talkers like her… and not alot of people talk to her alot beacuse she really doesnt talk …but she is smart and funny if she does say smth sometimes…
Sometimes i sit beside her in class…. and turn a bit of gloomy classes to funny ones for her.. making fun of the teachers …. sometimes …other times we need to concentrate.
My other best freind ( a guy) Damien… has some sort of hyperness problem he never can stop moving… doing things… so he keeps touching and pushing.. and grabbing the girl i like and she seems to enjoy it and laugh cuz he does it…he also keeps joking with about making fun of people and copying them… and it makes her laugh.. which is good cuz i like her smile BUT sometimes i get jealous because of this she gives him omre attention… she jokes with him more… she walks beside him more ….. and everything but i know that he doesnt like her.. we talked about it and i like her and he knows..
This jealousy of him… its putting me down and i think im starting to like her more than a freind.. but i cant alk to her because all the attention goes to him and he NEVER stops doing something and never givesa chance for a real conversation…… so i cant do anything at the moment
When there are new kids at sschool in the beggining of the year.. they always ask me… DO U GO OUT WITH THIS GIRL? i say no .. and the next day i hear they get rejected by her.
Now me as a person.. im the more quite yet fun type that u can trust with everything and have fun if were doing smth… but im shy when it comes to girls i like im shy and insecure….. like with this girl.. i cant alk beside her anymore.. i cant touch her anymore… i cant hug her… i cant dance with her in parties… this crush or love … is ruining our freindship and getting her away from me!! i need a way for her to stop stunning me with her good looks and perfect personality…
even she said "why are u so insecure??!?!?"
I know her alot more than he does but i dont know what to do.. if i like her and wanna ask her out it could be a problem because she says that she wont date a guy at her age…. or that if i ask (just like 5 other guys) she will reject me and it will be over… Yet alot of people thinks that we had a falling out because she wanted to make me jealous.. WHY!? maybe because she likes me…
You can’t spell friend.
we went on holidays for one week, three days after he calls saying he had this number and didn’t know whose number it was, but when he "realized" it was me it was clear that call wasn’t an accident. the next day i sent an sms telling him i missed him and had no one else around to pick on trying to be ironic and funny. the next day he calls and tells me he read my message and misses me a lot, but in a kind of serious and vehement way, emphazising and repeating several times he missed me "a lot", then I called him for no reason and pretended no "I miss you" thing had happened, just to catch up and find out how his vacation was going, all the time calling him friend and schoolmate, and then he didn’t call me again, now we’re back to school, i have not seen him and don’t know what to do, how to act or if i even should mention our "I miss you" thing. should i pretend nothing hapened or should I tell him it was great that he, my friend, called me?
i think you should kinda hint hint him to see if he remembers. he migh be shy knowing he might see you at skool.
Sms that can make a girl smile , or sweet sms that can melt her heart , sms that can strenghten the friendship , sms that is funny .
Short sms jokes would be nice .
In the dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to tell you this so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a quick, violent
and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the Tarot cards, the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her trembling hands. She took a few deep breaths to try to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?"
Some websites with funny ones would help to?
Please put down SUPER DUPER funny text.
funny text msgs
http://www.alltextmessages.com/funny-text-messages
I am about to purchase a blackberry curve 8330 with sprint and i have been reading that you cant send picture or video messages. i was wondering though can you receive those funny pic messages view them and forward them. Im sure people know what im talking about, the funny or sometimes crazy picture messages your friends send you. I am wondering if this could be done, a little help would be great. Thank you all : )
Yes it is their MMS feature. Like text but for multimedia.
When you choose to send a message, choose MMS from the choice list.
I’m bored and wanted to know if anyone had any funny voicemail messages. Right now mine is "Hi, you’ve reached Aarin’s voicemail. Now remember the sexier the message the faster I’ll get back to you. Thanks for calling and have a great day." Got any better ones?
mines kinda the same thing.. its:
Hey, its Sami. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you. Leave a sexy message and I’ll get back to you ever sooner.
its basically the same, I guess sexy minds think alike!
Anything that will get a laugh out of me so i can pass it along, i don’t care if its perverted or cute, i can forward those too.
POLICE are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the search, but where do you think I should hide?
try that:)