Archive for the ‘funny messages’ Category
Thursday, February 18th, 2010
I’m bored and wanted to know if anyone had any funny voicemail messages. Right now mine is "Hi, you’ve reached Aarin’s voicemail. Now remember the sexier the message the faster I’ll get back to you. Thanks for calling and have a great day." Got any better ones?
mines kinda the same thing.. its:
Hey, its Sami. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you. Leave a sexy message and I’ll get back to you ever sooner.
its basically the same, I guess sexy minds think alike!
Posted in funny messages | 14 Comments »
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Please give me some.
I don’t care if you hate chain letters and stuff like that
but i would still like to know some.
i once got a text telling me to look down my shirt & spell attic.
Posted in funny messages | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
How to Save a Rocky Relationship
In trying to discover how to save a rocky relationship you have one goal. You want to get your ex back and have things the way when you first fell in love. Whether your are looking to solve marriage problems or simply want to get that boyfriend or girlfriend back, you need results. You need to find that special feeling the magic of making up can bring to all relationships.
You can take heart in the fact that you are not alone. Close to 50% of all couples will separate at some point in their relationship. Divorce rates are higher than ever before. Recent economic strains seem to have added to the problem. The sad truth is that most of these breakups could have been avoided. If you have already separated and think it is too late to repair the damage, I have good news. If you really want to start over with your ex, there may be a surefire way to get them back.
Human psychology is a funny thing. Most, if not all, humans have a curious trait that will help you win back an ex. All of us seem to want something that we cannot have! Think about it. Ladies, haven’t you ever played hard to get from a guy you actually couldn’t wait to go out with? Guys, I know you have secretly drooled over thoughts of that special gal that you knew wouldn’t give you the time of day.
This same principal can be used to get your ex back. The single biggest mistake made in trying to get back together is when either party spends countless hours making phone calls or sending text messages by the dozens, all begging for a second chance or making empty promises that you will change that ugly behavior that created the separation. There is a better way!
Instead of making your ex more defensive and determined to stay apart, try to use the psychological approach. Agree with them that the separation is a good, if not great idea! Give them some time and space. I know this sounds like the exact opposite of what you should be doing, but trust me. The healing process takes quiet, uninterrupted time. After a couple of weeks with no contact send a simple, handwritten note like this. “John, (or Sue…it works for both sexes) I just wanted to say thanks for what you did for me. Give me a call, or come by so I can thank you personally.”
Now, of course, you are going to have to come up with something, no matter how small, that your ex supposedly did to thank them for. And you had better plan it out before you send the note, because the old human ego will cause your ex to contact you as soon as they get the note! Curiosity is another human trait that has amazing pull.
From there on, you are back in the mode of communication. Make the best of it. How to save a rocky relationship does not require anything more than a little love, patience and trust. If you can supply those attributes you will soon be enjoying the magic of making up!
Do you want to get your ex back? Do you want to save your shaky marriage? Help is just a click away. Right now, for the sake of your relationship, check out Making Up Magic. If you are serious about getting back your ex, check this out, now!
Do you <a href=” http://www.makingupyourlove.info” target=”_blank”>want ex back </a>as fast as possible?
Watch a video that shows you exactly what you must NEVER do, what you should do to get your ex back and know how to apply at the following <a href=” http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-attract-your-ex-lover-back ” target=”_blank”>stages of romantic relationships</a>
You will also learn how to reverse the situation if you have already done those things that should NEVER be done.
kanetohman
http://www.articlesbase.com/dating-articles/how-to-save-a-rocky-relationship-737873.html
Posted in funny messages | 9 Comments »
Monday, February 15th, 2010
i get forwards from my friends all the time, they get it from other friends, and so on. Long story short, where can i find those funny, dirty mms (multimedia messages). Some are like real videos and some are animated. Does anyone know where i can find those? I’d really appreciate any feedback.
try googling "funny chain video texts"
Posted in funny messages | 1 Comment »
Sunday, February 14th, 2010
For the future soccer enthusiast, heres a funny onesie whose message has an even deeper meaning! The baby may not get it, but hell have a ball anyway. And everyone else will get a kick out of this fun, witty design. Buying this sports-themed onesie for the baby in your life should be your primary GOOOOOAAAAL!!! Our long-sleeve funny onesies are made of thick, luxuriously soft 100% combed cotton interlock fabric. They feature lapped shoulders to slide easily over a childs head, and three snaps at the bottom for effortless diaper changing. Double-stitched reinforced seams ensure long-lasting durability. Available in several colors. Machine wash, tumble dry. See our size chart for proper fit.
(more…)
Posted in funny messages | No Comments »
Friday, February 12th, 2010
u kno those ones where the joke is on the front and the punchline is on the back? im looking for those kinda things.
she has a good sense of humor so i thought she might like a funny handmade birthday card
In my eyes, you’ll never be old.
HOLY CRAP UR __ YEARS OLD ALREADY?? God, whens the grand kids coming?
Posted in funny messages | 7 Comments »
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Dr. Mickey Smith, Barnard Distinguished Professor Emeritus at the University of Mississippi, is the author of a new book, “How Fibber McGee and Molly Won World War II. This entertaining essay combies serious subjects and comedy in chronicling a very specialperiod inthe broadcast life of one of Radio’s most popular and best-loved series. In the book Smith describes how the special combinatio of the stars themselves, a writing genius, and the “perfect” sponsor, produced a one-of-a-kind program melding laughs and patriotim during ne of America’s drkest hours. Jim and Marian Jordan somehow hooked up with thw writing genius of Don Quinn, and the unparalleled support of the SC Johnson(Wax) Company to produce an entertaining, funny series of programs with an uwavering mssage–America was in right, the men(and women) in the military deserved unflagging support, and the folks at home had a vital role to play, assuring the ultimate victory. The story is told via excerpts fro scores of broadcasts enhanced by the author’s observations. An account of the difficult, but ultimately successful, efforts of the Government and of the broadcast industry to adapt to Wartime conditions provides an illuminating backdrop to the story. Fifteen photographs illuminate the book. The McGee’s messages, while always supportive of the War efort, were sometimes poignant. An example is Molly’s post-War reminder in support of the National War Fund, an agency devoted to providing recreational care and maintenance of morale for the military until they returned home: “We gave our boys a warm han when they left. Let’s not give them the cold shoulder now.” Fibber McGee and Molly highlighted subjects nt usually given a lot of attention such as the Coast Guard, Merchant Marine,”WACS,” Inflation, and Aid to European War Victims.
(more…)
Posted in funny messages | No Comments »
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
its like a really funny site that people send texts to. i cant seem to find the web site. help?
texts from last night
Posted in funny messages | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
(more…)
Posted in funny messages | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
Funny or unique messages you heard or left on an answering machine.
My last one was
sorry can’t get to the phone right now, dancings around the house naked at the moment ..leave a message.
" Hi! This is (fill in the blank)***______***’s refrigerator. Our answering machine is busy at the moment. But leave your message with me, & I’ll be sure to pass it along!"
Posted in funny messages | 9 Comments »