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Thursday, February 18th, 2010
i desperately need some funny saying or quotes or something to put on my bebo, cos my bebo is sooooooooo boring, i have nothing to write!!! please help!
-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh
-not only do i fall down stairs i fall up them as well,now that takes talent
-a friend would give you an umbrella when its raining,but a true friend wud take yours and say run bitch run
-your just jealous cuz we act retarded in public n ppl still luv us
-shes my best friend,break her heart and i break your face
-i used to be normal until i met those losers that i call my best friends
-ok so theres this thing called retardness…& well me and my friends gone pro
-I’m not short,I’m fun sized
-sum ppl r like slinkies gud for nuthin.but thyre still fun to luk at wen yu push them down the stairs
-yu think im tough but i just never let yu see me cry
-i like walking in the rain cuz no one can tell im crying
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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
what is your favorite quote/s? or what is your favorite funny quote/s
thanks =)
"Just remember you’re unique, just like everyone else."
funny and true
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Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Dating can be one of the most challenging tasks in a person’s life, so having a few funny questions to ask your next date can certainly break the ice.
Why is Dating so Hard?
Dating is horribly painful for a very large majority of the population. Those who have found a partner, or have gone on to get married, swear that they **never** want to have to enter the “dating scene” ever again. Why is it so painful?
It is painful because most people are terribly self-conscious, and they find it extremely difficult to come up with topics to talk about with a perfect stranger. Throw in the fact that the perfect stranger might actually be so handsome, or so beautiful, that you are caught off guard – and your nerves may get the best of you. This kind of situation can turn a potentially wonderful dating opportunity into a disaster that you could regret for the rest of your life.
Funny Questions On a Date
Yes, dating is a time when you are informally “interviewing” someone about their life, their desires, and their life goals. You are hoping to find a decent match with your own life goals and dreams. But this process of “interviewing” someone doesn’t have to be a nightmare. In fact, learning about someone new in an intimate way can be wonderfully exciting and fun, especially when a little bit of humor is throw into the mix.
The following are some questions that you can toss into the conversation, in a light-hearted and joking way, that can serve to break the ice and help both of you realize that you don’t have to take this “dating game” so seriously.
Have you ever been arrested?
Now, you should never ask your date if they’ve ever been arrested at the very start of the date. But this question is best asked after a few serious questions. It will interject a tone of humor into an otherwise serious discussion, and will hopefully get your date laughing and will set you both at ease. The conversation would go something like this.
You: “So what do you do for work?”
Date: “Oh…I’m a beautician, I cut hair, and I also do makeup.”
You: “Oh that’s great! You must enjoy talking to people then.”
Date: “Absolutely, I love people – I’m totally a social butterfly.”
You: “I love it! I am too..and do you have a big family, brothers..sisters?”
Date: “No…I’m an only child. My parents pretty much ignored me..that’s why I’m so independent now.”
You: “I’m an only child too! Wow, we have so much in common…we’re both social, we’re both the ‘only child’…have you ever been arrested?”
As she looks at you with a raised eyebrow and a quizzical look, you should wait a few seconds and then laugh…”I am SO joking…”
The question immediately breaks up the monotony of a question and answer session, and prevents it from feeling like a formal job interview. As she laughs, it will help her reflect on the fact that this isn’t a job interview – and that you are willing to take matters lightly. You will immediately notice her relax.
Other Funny Questions for a Date
Some other odd questions to toss out in order to lighten up the mood includes:
- What’s your favorite midnight snack?
- What is the one, single food that you would never give up?
- What is your weirdest “quirk”?
- Do you have any relatives in jail?
- Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
- What’s your worst pet peeve?
The important thing is to come up with a question that would catch someone off guard, but you should also avoid being vulgar or rude. The question should be light-hearted, and just odd enough (and asked with the right inflection or tone of voice), so that your date can’t help but chuckle.
Humor is the ultimate ice-breaker, and used the right way, it can change an ordinary date into one for the record books.
Visit www.questionsthatmakeyouthink.com for books, quotes, information and resources about questions that make you think.
Ryan Dube
http://www.articlesbase.com/dating-articles/funny-questions-to-ask-on-a-date-537855.html
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Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Nobodys perfect- london tipton- funny quotes- plz comment!!
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Monday, February 15th, 2010
I need some funny 8th grade graduation quotes for my yearbook!!!
SHIKABOO!!!!sry im high 2-day…AND IM NOT DRUNK…just hyper
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Sunday, February 14th, 2010
As former England striker and television pundit Jimmy Greaves famously said, football is ‘a funny old game’. In “A Load of Balls: Football’s Funny Side,” John Scally confirms the truth of his statement by providing a pot pourri of double entendres, timeless quips and amusing anecdotes from the tongues of football’s elite. Hundreds of silly stories and priceless nuggets have been sourced to recreate collectively the unique excitement, drama and unpredictability of football in the words of the sport’s practitioners. The result is a wry, idiosyncratic and sometimes bizarre catalogue of comic creations. For lovers of the absurd, outrageous and totally bizarre, this selection of stories and quotes will amuse and delight. Packed with timeless quotes and priceless gaffes from the likes of David Beckham (‘My parents have been there for me since I was about seven’), Bobby Robson (‘We didn’t underestimate them; they were just a lot better than we thought’) and Paul Gascoigne (‘I’ve never made any predictions about anything and I never will’), this hilarious collection is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of even the most casual sports fan.
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Sunday, February 14th, 2010
funny quotes from MTV TRL in the beginning of august 2008.
Click watch in high quality, it’s best in that way!
Please, watch, rate and comment!
SUBTITLES:
THE FOOD
Damien: Roomservice, right here. What country has the best food, what country has the worst food? So, when you’re touring around the world..
Bill: Oh, that’s hard to say..
Tom: I really like italian food.. Pizza and pasta and stuff..
Bill: Yeah, but I really love american because of burger and hotdogs and so.. yeah..
Damien: Fantastic.
Tom: The worst food is always on Georgs hotelroom.
Georg: Yeah.
Damien: What do you like?
Georg: I also eat pizza and stuff like that..
Bill: As you can see.
TO WAKE UP
Damien: Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever woken up?
Tom: Naked next to my toilet on a hotelroom.
Damien: You don’t have to be a rockstar to have that happen. I had it. It was not fun. But what happened?
Tom: Euhm.. I don’t know.. Just I had a hot night.
Bill: Yeah alright!
THE BAGAGE
Damien: What’s one thing you always need when you’re traveling?
Bill: I need everything! I have ten bags with me, so and they’re like.. *shows how big they are*
Tom: Yeah, in that size.
Bill: So yeah, I have ten bags with me always
Tom: I also have one bag just for my caps
Damien: Just for your what? Your cats?
Bill: Caps! *pointing at Toms cap*
Damien: Oh, your caps! I thought you were keeping cats inside a bag. I didn’t know that.
THE TEDDYBEAR
Damien: blablabla tell us the most embarrassing thing that an other bandmaid takes with him on the road
Bill: I don’t know, I think.. *pointing at Georg*
Georg: I think were..
Bill: No, you first! Come on Georg..
Georg: What is it so?
Bill: No, I think.. I think it’s Georg’s teddy..
Damien: His teddybear?
Bill: Yes. It’s embarrassing, yeah.
Tom: What’s the name of the teddybear?
Georg: Euuh, Tom!
THE BOBBY CAR
Tom: You know a bobby car?
Damien: A bobby car?
Georg: One of those little red..
Damien: Like a smartcar?
Tom: Yeah.. no! It’s a really small car for children..
Damien: Like a tricycle (don’t know if it spelled right, sorry xDD)
Tom: Yeah. You can just go.. *moves his feet*
THE MESSY ONE & THE CLEAN ONE
Damien: Which of your bandmaids is the messiest on tour?
Bill, Tom & Gustav: Georg!
Georg: Come on?!
Bill & Tom: Georg.. Definently..
Damien: Why?
Georg: I don’t know why.
Tom: He’s a (what Tom xD?!)
Bill: And he smell.
Tom: Yeah, he smells, you know..
Georg: Anyone wanna try it?
Bill: He don’t like to take a shower, so..
Tom: Yeah.. He hates water!
Damien: Hates water.. That’s probably why he smells like garlic right now.
Damien: Euhm okay.. Which of you has the cleanest hotelroom?
Bill & Tom: It’s me!
Bill: Huh?
Tom: Me!
Damien: Really? Nice and organized?
Bill: Yeah yeah, everything is fine!
LAST NIGHT
Damien: Did you do anything last night, did you go out, explore the city and all?
Bill: I had a date with my bedroom, because I was.. yeah..
Damien: You were exhausted, you flew blabla, something I can’t hear.
Bill: But I.. I was out in the restroom..
Damien: What did you do?
Tom: Doing things you don’t wanna know..
Damien: Doing things in your hotelroom..
TWIN THINKING
Fan: Oh yeah, guys I know you are twin brothers and they say that twins are thinking the same as each other, so Bill.. what is Tom thinking about right now?
Bill: *sigh*
Georg: It’s a hard one.
Bill: He.. yeah, I think..
Tom: You don’t wanna know..
Bill: He think.. He think.. He think: Bill, attention.. Don’t say something wrong right now.. yeah..
Tom: Could be.
TOO DIRTY
Damien: Guys, your thougts on Danity Kane?
Tom: Eeuh.. We don’t really know them..
Bill: I think it’s too bad.. no.. it’s too dirty! It.. it’s too dirty.. Yeah.. too dirty..
THE HELICOPTER
Damien: In the video you guys are featuring jumping out of an helicopter.. Did you guys really jump out of the helicopter?
TH: Of cooourse!
Tom: We are all helicopter jumpers!!
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Sunday, February 14th, 2010
i can’t wait to see this movie because it looks hilarious! what are some funny quotes from the movie?
see ya later joben!
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Friday, February 12th, 2010
Do you have any funny quotes you can give me?
I can’t understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George Burns
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton
Suppose you were an idiot….And suppose you were a member of Congress….But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Scarface is a classic, but perhaps it’s the great one liners that make this movie great to watch over and over. With this Quotes poster you’ll have fun kicking back spitting out some of the best lines. Posters are to dorms as….. exams are to stress, spring break is to fun and college is to freedom. It is rarely a room that doesn’t at least have one poster up, after all you have to do something about those cinder block walls. It sounds funny to say a poster is decor, but the reality is a poster or series of posters helps make a room you. It makes your cookie cutter dorm room unique. When hanging up your posters we recommend trying our Glue Dots or our Dorm Tape. We also have a College Survival Kit that helps you keep your posters on the wall too. Avoid your traditional tapes as they don’t last and your posters will certainly hit the floor after a month or so. Dimensions: 24″ x 36
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