WHAT R SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SAYINGS U’VE HEARD?
i don’t know if a quote is a saying but….
this is off of the simpsons
"If a man wants to earn any money in this world, then they have to work! Now shut up son I’m trying to hear the lottery numbers."
-Homer Simpson
My husband is turning 30 this month and we are having a small get together at our house for a game night celebration. I’m creating an evite to send to people and need help saying something funny/witty on the evite. Guests will be playing XBox, Wii, card & board games.
Thanks so much!
Come play games with us!
Im tired of my motto and need something funny and original. must be short and meaningfull
For Habbo motto
Uhm sorry but no dirty ones please.
Mide iz
Give it a lil slap and a tickle
We are having a battle of the sexes rally at school for Sadie’s. My friends and i would like to make shirts with cute phrases about how girls are better than guys or something along those lines. Any ideas?
There were some really funny ones here: http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_insults/insulting_men.html and here: http://loscuatroojos.com/2008/05/31/insults-for-men-everywhere. Hope I helped!! xox
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Music from audioswap. These are some funny phrases i came up with.
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i want the colts to win so what are some funny sayings about the saints?
the Stinks or staints
I need some funny sayings lyk u r the fruit to my loop or ur the peanut to my butter or lyk i am the kinda girl who gets hit by parked cars! Plz give me some! thank u
ok, i collect them and i am going to hang them in my room. here are some i have collected so far.
it’s only illeagel is u get caught
shut up or ill go get the cat with rabies to bite you again fatty! -fred
i hate the world! but i dont hate the nieghbor hood squirrles! i love them! -fred
omg omg omg!!!! wait, i forgot
some people are like slinkies ™. really good for mothing but they still bring a smaile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
i have lots of ieas. trouble is, most of them stink
that aint no etcha sketch. this is opne doole that cant be undid home skillet. – JUNO
better to understand a little then to misunderstand a lot.
if u cant laugh at urself, id be happy to do it for you.
few women admit their age. few men act theirs.
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor!
if tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid cant fix it, then youve got a serious problem
the first sign of matuaty is the discovery that the volume knob also goes to teh left
if u cant convince them, confuse them
he who laughs last didnt get it
why do we can buildings ‘buildings’ when theyre already built?
peace love and party
there are no stupid questions. just stupid people
These are unpredictable sayings