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Thursday, February 18th, 2010
Im a 16 year old boy.
I have five really close freinds to me and this is a blessing and i know this… 2 of them are guys and 3 of them are girls.
Everything was great 2 years ago…. my freind liked one of the girls and i tried to partner them up (indirectly) and it was not succesfull and my freind just got turned down… hard. Then next year one of my freinds moved away and the girl and me had a type of falling out …a fight for almost 3 months .no communication … just silent ragey.
Before this fight we had a perfect freindly relationship ..although she isnt a much talker …she did text alot.. almost 100 sms a day. I knoow her alot…bit too much … but its not obsessive because this year when we talked on msn when we talked to each other she said.. she trusts me so much and feels comfortable around me…
Now im not much a talker to none talkers like her… and not alot of people talk to her alot beacuse she really doesnt talk …but she is smart and funny if she does say smth sometimes…
Sometimes i sit beside her in class…. and turn a bit of gloomy classes to funny ones for her.. making fun of the teachers …. sometimes …other times we need to concentrate.
My other best freind ( a guy) Damien… has some sort of hyperness problem he never can stop moving… doing things… so he keeps touching and pushing.. and grabbing the girl i like and she seems to enjoy it and laugh cuz he does it…he also keeps joking with about making fun of people and copying them… and it makes her laugh.. which is good cuz i like her smile BUT sometimes i get jealous because of this she gives him omre attention… she jokes with him more… she walks beside him more ….. and everything but i know that he doesnt like her.. we talked about it and i like her and he knows..
This jealousy of him… its putting me down and i think im starting to like her more than a freind.. but i cant alk to her because all the attention goes to him and he NEVER stops doing something and never givesa chance for a real conversation…… so i cant do anything at the moment
When there are new kids at sschool in the beggining of the year.. they always ask me… DO U GO OUT WITH THIS GIRL? i say no .. and the next day i hear they get rejected by her.
Now me as a person.. im the more quite yet fun type that u can trust with everything and have fun if were doing smth… but im shy when it comes to girls i like im shy and insecure….. like with this girl.. i cant alk beside her anymore.. i cant touch her anymore… i cant hug her… i cant dance with her in parties… this crush or love … is ruining our freindship and getting her away from me!! i need a way for her to stop stunning me with her good looks and perfect personality…
even she said "why are u so insecure??!?!?"
I know her alot more than he does but i dont know what to do.. if i like her and wanna ask her out it could be a problem because she says that she wont date a guy at her age…. or that if i ask (just like 5 other guys) she will reject me and it will be over… Yet alot of people thinks that we had a falling out because she wanted to make me jealous.. WHY!? maybe because she likes me…
You can’t spell friend.
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Monday, February 15th, 2010
i want to make a adsense account if i make a blog containing jokes and funny sms and data like this in text, will it accepted by google adsense or not? is there any copyright for data like this? please help me
if i copy the jokes from other sites? will it accepted or not by google adsense? please give me any reference also? please help me i want to make adsese account i need it?
You need a privacy policy for AdSense
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010
![Nokia 6630 Bluetooth USB Adapter and Blue Tooth Software [MA700] includes Bluetooth Software CD and Blue Tooth Dongle for connecting Nokia 6630 wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Nokia 6630 cell phone using this Bluetooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Bluetooth Software & Bluetooth Adapter Dongle for Nokia 6630 cellular phones]](http://celljoke.mobi/wpshopping/uploads/)
Nokia 6630 Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Nokia 6630 wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Nokia 6630 cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Nokia 6630 cellular phones] This Nokia Bluetooth for PC retail package for Nokia 6630 cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that enables upload of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Nokia 6630 phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Nokia 6630 mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Nokia 6630 cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Nokia 6630 phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Nokia 6630 cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages, Operator Logos, Caller Group Graphics and Startup Logos to your phone! File Transfer option allows Java Applications/ Games, MP3′s and Video to be uploaded and downloaded for backup on your PC. This Bluetooth device makes it a breeze to compose and Edit polyphonic ring
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Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
Nokia 8910i Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Nokia 8910i wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Nokia 8910i cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Nokia 8910i cellular phones] This Nokia Bluetooth for PC retail package for Nokia 8910i cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that enables upload of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Nokia 8910i phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Nokia 8910i mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Nokia 8910i cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Nokia 8910i phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Nokia 8910i cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages, Operator Logos, Caller Group Graphics and Startup Logos to your phone! File Transfer option allows Java Applications/ Games, MP3′s and Video to be uploaded and downloaded for backup on your PC. This Bluetooth device makes it a breeze to compose and Edit
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
LG has been a name to reckon with the mobile phone technology and it has again proved its mettle with the LGKU 800 .Sleek and stylish LG KU 800 is an elegantly designed slider phone.
LG KU 800 is the black – coloured 3G version of the adorable LG KG 800 which was in the chocolate colour. Weighing at only 98 g; slightly heavier than LG KG 800; LG KU800 is still a lightweight 3G phone. LG KU800 is comfortable and easy to carry than the unwieldy cumbersome 3G phones which weigh around 120-180 g.
Packed with the latest technologies of video calling, Bluetooth, Email and GPRS; LG KU800 comes with an excellent screen display of 320×240 pixels in 65K colours. It allows video calling with a second CIF camera. If you are travelling abroad, catch your family through video telephony which allows you to see the objects and surroundings while making a call. LG KU 800 is a completely user-friendly phone with easy-to-use navigation keys. Endowed with a 2 megapixel camera with flash with integrated video making functionality you can click excellent resolution pictures in 1600×1200 pixels. It takes messaging to new heights with enhanced messaging facilities like MMS, SMS and Email client. T9 predictive text makes messaging simple, funny and easy.
With a triband GSM LG KU800 even works in USA. MP3 player supports various sound formats like MP3, AAC and MPEG4 and you will no longer need to convert the format of your sound files.
72 polyphonic sounds are available which give a CD like sound clarity. Make easy and fast downloads through the GPRS with download speeds upto 384 kbps; promising a complete deluge of information and entertainment in your life.Heavily accessorised with excellent multimedia features like MP3 player, camera and possessing the essential features of Bluetooth, GPRS, video calling LG KU800 is another splendid creation from the prolific LG.
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Elizabeth Wills
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
If Nokia 31/32/62/66/6800 USB Cable/ CD-ROM ( MA-8620E ) is what you are looking for, look no further because we carry the brand new Nokia 31/32/62/66/6800 USB Cable/ CD-ROM (MA-8620E) at the best TOTAL price, everyday! Mobile Action MA-8620E USB charging Data Cable & Handset Manager Software Data Suite CD for the Nokia 3100/ 3120/ 3200/ 6100/ 6200/ 6230/ 6610/ 6800/ 6820 cell phone models replaces DataPilot Pro economically. Handset Manager Features included on the CD software Phone Book Editor: Edit Backup and Organize the personal phone-book on your PC and Upload to cell phone. Also synchronize Microsoft Outlook & Outlook Express contacts with your cell phone. Calendar synchronization: Update Outlook Calendar contents directly to your cell phone. Picture Editor & Animation: Spice up interesting images on your camera type cell phone. Compose and edit your favorite pictures and GIF video clips into a surprising animation with more than 42 special effects! Audio/ Sound composer: Compose and edit personal polyphonic ring tones with up to 128 different musical instruments. Create Hi-Fidelity music using superb recording and mixing/editing of AMR Voices and WAV audio files. Message Control: Append personal signatures behind short messages. Store frequently defined SMS text in your GSM SIM card. Send various formats of short messages like text ring tones & graphics to supported cell phones. MMS composer: With MMS Composer you can easily add to your MMS messages – cheerful animations MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text. File Manager: Like Windows Explorer file Manager allows easy drag and drop file transfer between your cell phone and computer. Additional Features: Battery charging USB cable included! Charge your cell phone battery when attached to your powered PC computer. GPRS Support: Supports GPRS Mobile Internet Connectivity for the modem-capable cell phone models (see owner’s manual). Included GSM/ GPRS Modem set-up utility is especially designed
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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
If Motorola USB Data Kit A630/ E1000 ( MA-8880 ) is what you are looking for, look no further because we carry the brand new Motorola USB Data Kit A630/ E1000 (MA-8880) at the best TOTAL price, everyday! Mobile Action MA-8880 USB charging Data Cable & Handset Manager Software Data Suite CD for the Motorola A630/ C975/ E1000/ V975/ V980 cell phone models replaces DataPilot Pro economically. Limited to Stock on-hand! Handset Manager Features included on the CD software Phone Book Editor: Edit Backup and Organize the personal phone-book on your PC and Upload to cell phone. Also synchronize Microsoft Outlook & Outlook Express contacts with your cell phone. Calendar synchronization: Update Outlook Calendar contents directly to your cell phone. Picture Editor & Animation: Spice up interesting images on your camera type cell phone. Compose and edit your favorite pictures and GIF video clips into a surprising animation with more than 42 special effects! Audio/ Sound composer: Compose and edit personal polyphonic ring tones with up to 128 different musical instruments. Create Hi-Fidelity music using superb recording and mixing/editing of AMR Voices and WAV audio files. Message Control: Append personal signatures behind short messages. Store frequently defined SMS text in your GSM SIM card. Send various formats of short messages like text ring tones & graphics to supported cell phones. MMS composer: With MMS Composer you can easily add to your MMS messages – cheerful animations MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text. File Manager: Like Windows Explorer file Manager allows easy drag and drop file transfer between your cell phone and computer. Additional Features: Battery charging USB cable included! Charge your cell phone battery when attached to your powered PC computer. GPRS Support: Supports GPRS Mobile Internet Connectivity for the modem-capable cell phone models (see owner’s manual). Included GSM/ GPRS Modem set-up utility is especially designed for cell
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Monday, February 1st, 2010
My hubby has a female friend who he used to work with.They still ring and text/sms each other nearly every day and night.My hubby says she is really just a good friend. She is single and they have met each other after work a few times.He tells me if he is meeting her and he also shows me any messages on his phone to show there is nothing going on.But i have this funny feeling that it may lead to something more serious.They know each 18 months.Are they just friends or is there more.I trust my hubby but not her.I have never met this girl(shes 31)Any advise guys!!!!!
The bottom line is …….a married guy should not be having single women as friends whom the wife doesn’t know. Even if the wife knows but disapproves of the relationship, he should stop it. His friendship with this female will and have a high possibility of turning into an affair. He should not text/sms her at all. Why isn’t he texting or smsing you instead. Why is he closer to her than to you? It is not right. That woman should be expending her energies finding a boyfriend for herself instead of spending so much time on a married man. This is a big DANGER sign.
Tell your hubby to stop contacting her "cold turkey". Stop completely and instantly. Otherwise you should question his motives. You should even threaten separation/divorce if he disregards your request to stop.
If possible, text the woman and tell her to stop texting your hubby.
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Friday, January 29th, 2010
LiveVote.ca is a cool new web service that lets you conduct FREE polling through SMS text messages.
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Mobile phones have evolved a lot with the passage of time to cater to the ever-increasing needs of the mobile phone users. Therefore, you can expect the launch of an improved and innovative mobile phone every week. Well, Nokia 8800 is one of those innovative phones, which have something for all. The Nokia 8800 is a luxurious mobile phone, which comes in a silver coloured casing. Its slide opening mechanism adds substantial value to its looks. Just slide this phone, get the tactile keyboard on the front. Turn the phone and you will get a camera at the flipside.
Feel amazingly clear view with its TFT 256 colour screen. You can get the display even if the phone is in closed position. Moreover, it is loaded with a SVGA 0.5 mega-pixel camera, which ensures that you never miss to capture all those special moments. Record motion pictures, save them and play back to see all the action.
To give you an enthralling music experience, the Nokia 8800 is endowed with an integrated music player and with a built in FM radio. So, listen to all your favourite tracks the way you like. Play all your cool tracks and groove with the music. Download all the funny ringtones, which come in various formats like polyphonic, MIDI, AAC, and MIDI formats. So, personalise your Nokia 8800 with a particular ringtone and feel the difference.
Keep in touch with all your loved ones by using email, MMS, SMS, and instant messaging features. You can easily send text to your friends and family members with instant messaging. With MMS you can also share texts, video clips and pictures. Well, its email features support various formats like SMTP, POP3 and IMAP4.
Go wireless and make the maximum use of the wireless technology. Just connect your phone with any of the Bluetooth compatible devices without any wire. The Nokia 8800 also supports EDGE technology, which enables the user to get fast connectivity. Moreover, with tri-band technology you can stay connected wherever you go without worrying about connectivity. Bring your very own Nokia 8800 and make a difference.
Nokia 8800
Alice Erin
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