Monday, February 15th, 2010
Am Pisces & like an Aquarius guy who gives me mixed signals am thinking he’s not that into me.He’s calm, doesn’t show his feelings/emotion that much.Lately he starts noticing da thing I do or have. He asks banal questions. Everytime I joke around w/ another guy friend who’s in da same workgroup w/ us, he starts asking questions when we laugh or if I say something funny.And he answers my text messages even though it takes him 12 hours to answer,he always replies my e-mail even though it takes him days to answer.Lately when we work or eat together, he sits beside me or in front of me. Then he starts commenting what I do or say as if they’re funny to him. But he never asked me out!! Then I had to leave for 6 months and I said goodbye to everyone but him coz he wasn’t there. I sent him an sms saying gd bye, he answered saying he’d like to visit me.N suddenly when myfriends organized a farewell outing for me, he showed up n after invited us 2 his place.Frankly, is there a chance? thx!
Update! He just sent me a message he WILL visit me in 2 weeks. n oh, I live in Italy now, he’s still in France. Well? what do u think??
well im an aqaurius,
and i heard pisces girls get really ornery at their period, you know heavy flow, right?
Well, you’d better watch for aquarii, because they all have 1 thing in common, a "days of their lives" addiction, trust me, no lie.
and 9 in 10 are alcoholic,
eat bear meat, flick custard onto buildings every other monday, and generalise racial stereotypes.
do you want a hardcore days addicted, part-biomechanical fear mongerer in your house? THEN STAY WAY AWAY,
Posted in funny sms text message | 3 Comments »
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
![Sony Ericsson S710a Bluetooth USB Adapter and Blue Tooth Software [MA700] includes Bluetooth Software CD and Blue Tooth Dongle to connect Sony Ericsson S710 a wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Send pictures, download ringtones, etc. by synchronizing any PC with Sony Ericsson S710 cell phone using this Bluetooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Bluetooth Software & Bluetooth Adapter Dongle for Sony Ericsson S710a cellular phones]](http://celljoke.mobi/wpshopping/uploads/)
Sony Ericsson S710a Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Sony Ericsson S710 wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Sony Ericsson S710a cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Sony Ericsson S710a cellular phones]. This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones and many other features *. FCC approved aftermarket Sony Ericsson Bluetooth for PC retail package for Sony Ericsson S710a cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that is very sleek and enables upload and download of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Sony Ericsson S710a phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ringtones, 700 free logos & 100 poly phonic ring tones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Sony Ericsson S710a mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Sony Ericsson S710a cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Sony Ericsson S710a phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Sony Ericsson S710a cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages,
(more…)
Posted in funny sms text message | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Sony Ericsson Z600 cellular phones]. This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones . FCC approved aftermarket Sony Ericsson Bluetooth for PC retail package for Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that enables upload and download of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ringtones, 700 free logos & 100 poly phonic ring tones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Sony Ericsson Z600 Z 600 cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages,
(more…)
Posted in funny sms text message | No Comments »
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Sony Ericsson S700i Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Sony Ericsson S700i wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Sony Ericsson S700i cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Sony Ericsson S700i cellular phones] FCC approved aftermarket Sony Ericsson Bluetooth for PC retail package for Sony Ericsson S700i cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that enables upload and download of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Sony Ericsson S700i phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Sony Ericsson S700i mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Sony Ericsson S700i cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Sony Ericsson S700i phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Sony Ericsson S700i cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages, Operator Logos, Caller Group Graphics and Startup Logos to your phone! File Transfer option allows Java Applications/ Games, MP3′s and Video
(more…)
Posted in funny sms text message | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Nokia 6260 Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Nokia 6260 wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Nokia 6260 cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Nokia 6260 cellular phones] This Nokia Bluetooth for PC retail package for Nokia 6260 cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that enables upload of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Nokia 6260 phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Nokia 6260 mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Nokia 6260 cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Nokia 6260 phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Nokia 6260 cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages, Operator Logos, Caller Group Graphics and Startup Logos to your phone! File Transfer option allows Java Applications/ Games, MP3′s and Video to be uploaded and downloaded for backup on your PC. This Bluetooth device makes it a breeze to compose and Edit polyphonic ring
(more…)
Posted in funny sms text message | No Comments »
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Hokay short summary.
I have been eyeing a girl behind the bakery counter for awhile and back in January, I decided to run up to her and give her a letter with my phone number and msn id in it. She called me 2 weeks later during valentine’s day and told me that she has decided to be my friend. At that point of time she only gave me her MSN messenger ID and it was the only medium for us to chat. 2 months foward on a Saturday afternoon, she messaged me on msn all of sudden, asking me if I was free to go out with her to shopping. Well I did and we had great fun. I drove her home and before she left the car she told me to remember to ask her out the next time again. Well until then I have been dropping her goodnight text messages and we have been exchanging sms-es here and there. Although she is really talkative when we are face to face.. its funny how quiet she is in her text messages. So does she realy like me? Or is she just trying to be nice?
oh she does text me back. its just she seem to only do one liners
1. Someone who sees the best in you.
If you were lucky enough to grow up with healthy parents, you have experienced the feeling of having someone who has always looked at your good qualities. Many of us missed that experience. You will be a lucky person if you have found a mate who is always looking at your ‘silver lining’. Too often today people are more than willing to judge you by your errors, not by your potential.
2. Someone who gives you the benefit of the doubt.
There are so many times in your life when you need that little edge, that little opportunity to take just that extra step. It can seem as if your efforts are going nowhere and although you want to keep moving forward, there are so many negatives staring you in the face. That person who knows things could go either way for you but takes that leap to believe you will make it is the person who is more valuable to you than gold.
3. Someone who watches over you.
You need a guardian angel who is there, waiting to catch you if you fall, ready to help you when you stumble, ready to pave the way for you when you cannot get moving. There are people who love you who do just that. There are people who do not make a big deal out of saving your bacon. Do you know who they are?
4. Someone to watch you back.
You never know these days who is waiting to catch you off guard, to make sure you don’t do well, to sabotage your efforts. You like to think that people will rejoice when you
do well. Many don’t. If someone ‘has your back’ and runs interference for you when you are trying to run the gauntlet through life, give that person a big ‘thanks’ plus lots of your attention.
5. The person who tells you we all make mistakes.
You hate to be around that judgemental, harsh person who reminds you, ‘I told you so’, when things so south. You don’t need anyone else telling you what you already know. On the other hand there are people who just let you know that the only way any of us learn is through experience. When you have really ended up in the dumper and blew it, stay close to the one who knows that the person who hasn’t done anything wrong hasn’t done anything much.
6. The person who gives you advice from the heart, not from the head.
When the situation gets rough and some big decisions need to be made, it’s fine to have people outline the pros and cons of a problem and give you ‘head’ answers. But if you need a nudge sometimes to tip the scales, you always listen to this person who knows you must do what will let you live with yourself and have self respect.
7. The person who won’t be the ‘yes man’ who agrees with you
No one who loves you is going to give you the green light and tell you to let er rip if it’s clearly going to be bad for you. It’s sad that often you surround yourself with people who tell you what you want to hear. The one who loves you will tell you to get help for a drinking or drugging problem, to stop the extramarital affair, and to be a good and decent person.
8. Someone who tells you to knock back, smell the roses, and enjoy life part of the time.
If you are a person who is a real performer and doer, there are likely to be people around you who enjoy the fruits of your labor and want you to do even more. Sometimes you may even see yourself as only valuable when you are giving, doing, and performing. Listen to the person who tells you that life is short and you need breaks and some R&R. That is the person who is looking out for you and your health.
9. The one who smiles at you and means it.
The person who loves you looks at you with eyes that smile and mean it. Too many people give you that slick smile, that quick pat on the back, and then forget that you even exist.
The eyes are the windows of our soul and you can read into a person’s smile if it is saying, ‘You are a fine person and I want to be with you as long as possible’. Don’t fall for any phony smile that attracts you off in another direction, only to leave you stranded and alone.
10. Someone who sees you as beautiful, inside and out.
You know you aren’t perfect. There are only too many examples of you looking around and thinking that you have flaws and aren’t like the people on television. The person who loves you sees you through eyes of acceptance with no conditions. As you gain a few pounds and your hair gets thin, the person who sees you as attractive, inviting, and appealing is the person who loves you all the way, no strings or demands.
Nowadays, it’s really important to know who loves you. Everything in our society is throw away, and many people have carried that over into the most important relationships in their lives. Think hard and look carefully. People who love you , like comfortable clothes, are easy on the heart, mind, and soul.
Hope dis will help u……
Posted in funny sms text message | 4 Comments »
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
What’s a good sms/text/ messages for a single father for Fathers Day?
Something cute, flirty, and funny maybe 
Thanks!
LoL….naaah.
What Else Is There I Can Use?
Happy Father’s Day. Maybe we can make a bundle of joy pretty soon. 
LOLOL
Posted in funny sms text message | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
Motorola V600 Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Motorola V600 wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Motorola V600 cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Motorola V600 cellular phones]. This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones . FCC approved aftermarket Motorola Bluetooth for PC retail package for Motorola V600 cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that is very sleek and enables upload and download of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Motorola V600 phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ringtones, 700 free logos & 100 poly phonic ring tones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Motorola V600 mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Motorola V600 cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronises Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Motorola V600 phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Motorola V600 cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages, Operator Logos, Caller Group Graphics and Startup Logos to your phone! File Transfer
(more…)
Posted in funny sms text message | No Comments »
Cathy Faulkner describest the text messaging service that Access U2 provides for property listings. It will send text messages including text, photos and streaming video of the property listing to the consumer. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Meet Nathan Schwarz, the world's fastest texter!