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Monday, February 15th, 2010
Met a guy who’s funny and good-looking..
He constantly texts and offers date.
What am I worried of?
He would at times send me horny sms! ..You know what I mean..
And yet, I still wanna see him.
Guys, is this horny sms normal to you? I mean, when do you send girls such thing? Oh, I hope not but does he think he can get me or does he think I’m easy? He shouldn’t. He doesn’t even know me.
I pray he doesn’t ’cause I like him!
he obviously wants you for other purposes…..
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010
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Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
Nokia N-Gage QD Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Nokia NGAGE QD wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Nokia N Gage QD cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Nokia N-Gage QD cellular phones]. This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones and many other features *. FCC approved aftermarket Nokia Bluetooth for PC retail package for Nokia N-Gage QD cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that is very sleek and enables upload and download of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Nokia N Gage QD phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ringtones, 700 free logos & 100 poly phonic ring tones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Nokia NGAGE QD mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Nokia N-Gage QD cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Nokia N-Gage QD phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Nokia N-Gage QD cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture Messages, Operator Logos, Caller Group Graphics and Startup
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
Nokia 8800yet another luxurious and tactile mobile phone from Nokia that comes in silver coloured casing. The handset looks very attractive and slim with slide opening mechanism. Slide the phone and the phone reveals a keypad on the front, turn the phone and you have a camera at the back side of the phone. The handset is endowed with SVGA camera, music player Bluetooth and EDGE technology for fast connectivity. Enjoy the features on the go.
Feel crystal clear view with a TFT 256 colour screen. The screen keeps on displaying even when the phone is in closed position. The Nokia 6800 comes with a SVGA 0.5 mega-pixel camera to capture the moments on the go. You can also record motion pictures, save it on your phone and play back the video over and over again.
The Nokia 8800 comes with a complete set of music player and also integrated with built-in FM radio. So, you have many ways to entertain yourself. Play your favourite music tracks, bands wherever you go. Download funny ringtones which come in different formats such as polyphonic, MIDI, MP3 and AAC formats. Choose a particular ring tone, personalize it and make a difference.
Keep in touch with your friends and family using MMS, SMS, email and instant messaging feature. With instant messaging, you can send texts to your friend if both of you are connected. MMS allows you to share texts, pictures and video clips. The email feature supports SMTP, POP3 and IMAP4 email formats and offer a great method to communicate from a mobile handset.
Go wireless with Bluetooth wireless technology. Connect your phone with any compatible devices without using a wire. The built-in EDGE technology provides faster connectivity than GPRS. With tri-band network you stay connected wherever you go as the Nokia 8800 switches automatically between different network bands.
Nokia 8800 provides multifaceted features to impress you. Get one and enjoy.
Mobile Phones
Keith Rickwood
http://www.articlesbase.com/cell-phones-articles/nokia-8800-stylish-and-multifeatured-75209.html
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 Blue Tooth USB Adapter and Handset Manager Software [MA700] includes Blue Tooth Software CD and Bluetooth Dongle for connecting Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 wireless phones with computers wirelessly to transmit, store, or transfer data between devices and to internet or web. Edit and send pictures, download ringtones, Java games, wall papers, and more by synchronizing any PC with your Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 cell phone using this Blue Tooth Data Suite [Aftermarket MA-700 Blue Tooth Software & Blue Tooth Adapter Dongle for Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 cellular phones]. This latest version comes with 500 free ring tones, 700 free picture logos & 100 Polyphonic Ringtones . FCC approved aftermarket Sony Ericsson Bluetooth for PC retail package for Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 cellphones contains complete Bluetooth works with a Handset Manager v. 8.0 software CD and a quality USB Bluetooth dongle that enables upload and download of new Polyphonic Ringtone to your Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 phone – This latest version comes with 500 free ringtones, 700 free logos & 100 poly phonic ring tones. For Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone users, it is an ideal solution to optimize Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 mobile phones for synchronization using this Blue Tooth for PC software and dongle. Blue Tooth adapter enables you to edit and backup phonebook on PC or laptop and update to Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 cell phones. Wireless Blue Tooth USB adapter also synchronizes Outlook / Outlook Express contacts with Sony Ericsson T637 T 637 phone book entries. Bluetooth wireless synchronizes Outlook calendar events and then updates the selected entries to your Sony Ericsson T 637 T 637 cellphone. Bluetooth Dongle supports SMS, EMS and MMS. With MMS Composer, you can feel free to add cheerful animations, MIDI and audio clips on top of funny images and text to your MMS messages. Send Text Messages, Ringtones and Graphics to your friends phones via SMS! Upload new Backgrounds, Picture
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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
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Friday, January 29th, 2010
Why you should never text when your are driving.
Duration : 4 min 16 sec
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Elegant, sleek and enticingthe LG KG225 has got it all to make you yearn for it. With its black colour casing and sparkling finish, the LG KG225 does look simply gorgeous. Just grab it and feel the extremely smooth and curvy surface and you would certainly fall in love with it. Besides designing, the LG KG225 also comes with superb features such as digital camera, java games, polyphonic ringtones, WAP browser and many more to give you an ultimate mobile phone experience. The LG KG225 is another superb presentation from the LG mobile phones.
The LG KG225 has got a wide internal screen, which comes with a resolution of 128 x 128 pixels. Moreover, this screen provides a 65K colour display for better viewing of the texts, picture and other important applications. It weighs only 70g, which makes it light and you can easily carry it around.
The LG KG225 comes with a digital camera, which is positioned on the front and you can easily view the picture and its position on the colourful internal screen, which also works as a viewfinder. To do more with picture, you can save it, edit it or send it to the other phones. Make the maximum use of the digital camera feature and shoot all those funny and unforgettable moments and later on share with your family and friends. By selecting the multi-shot mode, you can take nine continuous photos just in one go. Afterwards, select the best and delete the rest.
Express your feeling with the help of texts and photos. With your LG KG225, you can send SMS, EMS and MMS. Just add texts, photos and send it through MMS, which also allows you to send texts and photos. You can easily personalize your favourite ringtones, with 40-voice ring tone option.
The LG KG225 also comes with cool java games. To add more, you can also download latest games to make the maximum use of your leisure time. Keep yourself up to date with its reminder option. You can also organise your contacts with the help of a built-in phone book. With so many cool features in a single mobile phone, you would certainly love to have one.
LG KG225 on T network.
Mobile Phones .
Alice Erin
http://www.articlesbase.com/cell-phones-articles/lg-kg225-stunning-looks-superb-features-72756.html
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
First of all, I want to apologize for this long explanation but I hope you’d take some time to read this. Thanks in advance!
There’s this guy I’ve met in my previous work and it’s been almost a year now since we’ve known each other. He said he fell in love with me at first sight. He asked for my number and asked if he could court me and I said okay. He’s funny, sweet, affectionate and caring – things that I liked most about him. We got along well from the very beginning so it was like we had a mutual understanding (M.U.). After a couple of months we parted ways when I resigned from my job so I went back to my hometown which was 150 km or a 2-hour drive from where I used to work. After a few days of keeping in touch with each other through texts/SMS, we had a fight because I did not reply to him that often. He said he was gonna stop courting me for a while because he needed to find "strength" to face me again. He was a very sensitive type of guy and I was always straightforward with him so he usually got hurt by my frank words.
A few months later, on my birthday, he started texting me again so we once again kept in touch with each other and even got the chance to meet. But then again just after several days we had yet another fight through text because he said I wasn’t showing him any care or even just a simple I love you. I told him I wasn’t yet ready for that and he wasn’t yet my boyfriend anyway so why would I do that. Once again he just suddenly stopped texting me so I decided to ignore him and forget about him.
But then this December he wanted to keep in touch with me again. I was going to ignore him but then he just made me laugh with the way he tried to get my attention. I decided to give him another chance since I liked him anyway and I just felt that we would make a great couple because we are both happy when we’re together and we get along pretty well. The only thing missing was formalization in our relationship which I couldn’t simply allow. I have always let my head rule over my heart, but thinking about how persuasive he has been and also counting the fact that among the other guys I’ve dated, he was the closest to my ideal type of guy, I decided to open my heart for him. After a few days, we’ve met, then we started texting each other again (this is our only way of communication since we live far from each other) and he also calls me occasionally. But the story doesn’t end there yet because he suddenly stopped texting me yet again just a couple of days before Christmas because he said he was hurt by what I said about me not loving him. He felt like I was only giving him hope for nothing but then I explained my side and asked him to give me a couple more months because I wanted to be sure first about how I feel before I let him be my boyfriend, considering he’d be the first one if ever. I told him that through text but I did not receive any reply from him so I got mad and decided to ignore him completely and totally forget all about him and finally move on.
Tonight, on new year’s eve, he called and asked if we could meet tomorrow but I had plans with my family so we can’t. He said his # got locked by PUK which is why he stopped texting me and he only had my number because he saved it on his wallet. I don’t know if I should believe him because he already reasoned this out before, and why did it happen at the time when I was telling him something important?
I’ve gone tired of him coming into my life then just suddenly disappearing out of the blue. I’m afraid that if I give him another chance especially now that I’m starting to open my heart for him, he would go away again when there’s something wrong that I’ve said or done or when we go into another argument and misunderstanding, just like he did a few times before. I don’t know anymore what I should do about him or if I should still trust him or let myself fall in love with him.
Can anyone help me? Please…..
hello darling, well if i were in your shoes, i would leave him alone. i hope your heart didn’t drop… reason why is because number one, if a MAN can not respect you for making sure you choose the right guy then he doesn’t have your best interest at heart. i say that because if he did, he would allow you as much time as your needed in order for him to prove that he wants you for you, and that he believes he is the best candidate for your heart. it sort of sounds like, when he does not get his way, he disappears because someone else may be a distraction for him to try and forget you. however, i put that under the book of games. you see, if he finds someone to distract him, allowing him to forget about u, and as soon as that doesn’t work out he probably thinks, i should of stayed with her. if a man can easily walk in and out of your life when it is convenient for him, and you continuously deal with him, if you two go on and have a baby, when the going gets tough, what makes you think he won’t walk out on the baby as well… when it is convenient for him? you have to think about things like that as well because things happen. it sounds like you know what you want and you are not trying to play games with anyone. i think you’re too much woman for him anyhow, he can’t handle you! so, i think you are on the right track you do not need a man like that in your life with excuse after excuse. and if you are tired already and he isn’t your boyfriend yet, imagine… going back and forth, and his sensitivity will drive you insane. i am a blunt female myself, and when you get sick of someone continuously doing things you will tell him like it is, and his ego will be shot. so to prevent it, text him and let him know its a new year and you are not changing… if he can not handle you and all of you including your frank words then he should surely kiss your @$$… i hope my answer helped you. good luck btw, i want you to know i admire you for putting yourself first!! not many women do that these days!!! i know its hard, but believe me you will find a man who is worth your time. i don’t think he is.
again good luck!!
-mizeyekandi
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Sung Like a Horse perform their song 'SMS from Warnie' live.
Duration : 2 min 29 sec
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