What are some funny text message forwards I can forward to my friends?
February 18th, 2010 | by admin |Anything that will get a laugh out of me so i can pass it along, i don’t care if its perverted or cute, i can forward those too.
POLICE are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the search, but where do you think I should hide?
try that:)
By sin titulo on Feb 18, 2010
It annoys me to no end when somebody sends me one of those text message forwards. I dont see the point in them, and it costs me money.
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By ??m??u???????????™ on Feb 18, 2010
"Me without you! Is like a shoe without laces, a nerd without braces, asentencewithoutspaces. Send to all your true friends. Fakes wont send back"
[i got that last november(:?]
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By princess526_2001 on Feb 18, 2010
[Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service!]
My friend sent me that one… I had heard it before but I thought I would share!
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By lasticlegs on Feb 18, 2010
Mobile mobile in my hand who’s the fairest in the land,
the mobile laughed and made a grunt it isn’t you you ugly c**t!!
Sorry if i offend!!
xx
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By ??JonasJay?? on Feb 18, 2010
Say, "Today is a gift…that’s why they call it the present!" BAH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I thought this was hilarious when I heard it- It’s so cheesy, but great!!!
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By choconilla on Feb 18, 2010
POLICE are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the search, but where do you think I should hide?
try that:)
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By [[Give me a peice of that kit- kat bar]] on Feb 18, 2010
i no its wrong but:
jingle bells black men smell
chinese go away
french men yuck
gringos suck
mexicans all the way.
(i guess it only works if your mexican)
also:
why do leprechauns laugh when they run?
because the grass tickles their nuts!!
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By blondiee ??!! on Feb 18, 2010
having friends is like peeing your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.
lmaoo! that makes me laugh everytime
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my fonee
By Pandora on Feb 18, 2010
Please may I have your picture..? I need to update my natural distaster photo album
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Aliens are taking over the world. One plane of good looking people are being saved. I’ll write you a postcard
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Your picture was in the newspaper today. You got robbed. If I knew you had a basement full of cocain. I would have robbed you myself
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By sanjeev_mylife9 on Feb 18, 2010
1 .When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
2.First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
3.If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food.
4.I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
5.i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again
6.It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes u LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!
7.Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
8.A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
9.Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
10.Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
11.If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
13.How 2 catch squirrels?
It’s simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U… U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!
14. Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say… I’m MIND BLOWING.
15.Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.
16.All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else.
17.# Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut – Just think about ME!
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By break my heart ill break ur face on Feb 18, 2010
your like the alphabet:
a-adorable b-beautiful c-cute d-dreamy e-exciting f-fantastic gorgeous h-hot i-im j-just k-kidding l-loser!
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By Jenii-Babey on Feb 18, 2010
Am I’ ? …
1)Ur Friend
2)Ur Close Friend
3)Ur Secret Crush
4)Ur Playmate
5)Ur bit ont he side
6)Ur Bitch
7)Ur Lover
8)Ur SoulMate
9)Ur Future Gf/Bf
10)Ur Future Wifey/Huby
11)Ur Enemy
12)Ur Bodyguard
13)Ur Back Up
14)Ur Partner In Crime
Text this 2Evry1 in Yur Fone Book n C wot u r 2 them! XxX
Describe me in 5 words!. . .
Ul b surprised at wat u get back!
Send this 2 al ur mates n bk 2 me! 0x
A boy realized how much he likes you + starting tomoro hes gonna show it more.
You have to send this to 9 of yur girlies straight away; so go girlies! XoX0
YOUR A LEGAND!
Send this 2 all the legands u no if u get
0-1 bak ur gay
2-3 ur sound
4-5 ur a total LEGAND!
You have a *FREE* ticket to ask me whatever you want, but only one question. So make it good. Send to 10 people and see what kinda crazy questions they ask! X
FILL THIS IN PLZ 4 MEE!
Full Name
Age
Home
School
Describe me in 3 words
What am i down as in ur fonebook?
Howd you Get my number
Wud you….
Hug me?
Love me?
Hate me?
Go with me?
Go steady with me?
Trust me?
Pull me?
Ride me?
Who do you…
Fancy atm?
Love atm?
Hate?
Trust?
Do it then send this to 10 people!
XxXx
Last 1
-Wen gurlz want a kiss-
1-They stare in ta ur eyes biting dere lip.
2-They always wrap dere arm around u
3-They play with dere hands,shirts,pants etc.Just waiting for you to make a move.
-Wen guys want a kiss-
1-They hold ur hand and always play with it
2-They stare in ta ur eyes 4 a long time.
3-They get close to ur face.
NOW MAKE A WISH!
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Your wish will come true if you send dis ta 10 ppl in da nxt 9minz! Nd if you dnt ul have a bad love life for the next 4 years!
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Lovee Youu <3
Sorry I don’t have any funny ones thats all ive got
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