Got any funny voicemail messages?
February 18th, 2010 | by admin |I’m bored and wanted to know if anyone had any funny voicemail messages. Right now mine is "Hi, you’ve reached Aarin’s voicemail. Now remember the sexier the message the faster I’ll get back to you. Thanks for calling and have a great day." Got any better ones?
mines kinda the same thing.. its:
Hey, its Sami. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you. Leave a sexy message and I’ll get back to you ever sooner.
its basically the same, I guess sexy minds think alike!
By ?Hot N Cold? [Voted Obama 08] on Feb 18, 2010
you could copy those sex phone lines liek the beginning part before they get into detail. those are hillarious my friends and i laugh hysterically at those. we don’t call for the sex part jsut so we can laugh hysterically lol =p
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By Sami <3 on Feb 18, 2010
mines kinda the same thing.. its:
Hey, its Sami. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you. Leave a sexy message and I’ll get back to you ever sooner.
its basically the same, I guess sexy minds think alike!
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By Erin shit on Feb 18, 2010
i usually leave all my friends strange noises. like "daaaaahhhhh ah dooooooootsssss"
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By CrudeMood on Feb 18, 2010
Mines automated but once I heard "You’ve reached the right number but at the wrong time…"
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By parental discretion advised on Feb 18, 2010
Mine used to be "hey you know who this is and if you do not know who this is then you have called the wrong number and I suggest you hang up right now. Otherwise leave me a message and I will get to you when I feel like it. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911."
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By A3R0 on Feb 18, 2010
"Hey, you’ve reached me. Now hang up and never call again!"
Haha. :]
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By Htown!! on Feb 18, 2010
Well i heard one where——— The guy/girl answers and they’re like "Hello, Who’s this?? Ay hold on a minute let me turn the music down "(cuz the music was very loud in the backround) and then once lowered…he says leave a message and and name and so on. lol!! It was really good actually and sorry, i dont know how to explain it better!!
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By HaK on Feb 18, 2010
woof woof, this is Dor. apperantly i didn’t feel like answering, so go do something else. leave a message and i’ll curse u for makeing me waste time listening to it when i see u too often already. have a gay day. now get laid.
i only had that for like a day, but apperantly it got to all my friends. lmao. i took it off though, cause they kept calling just to hear it.
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By staybabystay on Feb 18, 2010
Whatever you do, DONT do the ‘fake answering’ thing.
My best friend’s voicemail message is, "Hello?…………………………………………..(HUGE PAUSE)… It’s Lulu! Leave a message, blah blah blah."
I always talk to it after it says ‘hello’ then feel incredibly embarrassed when I realized her message machine tricked me AGAIN. UGH. Just talking about it is getting me flustered. xD
I think the one you have now is funnnny. :]
Sorry, I’m no help.
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By Reyna on Feb 18, 2010
Lmfao at staybaby
That’s how mine is. mine is Hello..(the person goes hey cause they think its me) and i go hey whats up …(and they say what they’re doing then ask me ) & i go Nm just out having fun leave a msg..beepppppp
lmfao its funny cause i have friends that are like omg i was talking to you for like 5 mins i thought you had picked up lmao
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By Kris V on Feb 18, 2010
i know this isnt the question, but one time, someone left a voice mail on my phone that said "penis penis penis penis penis penis fart. fart fart shit shit poop cum… penis. bear vagina. lizard vagina" and hung up.. it sounds unbelievable, but could I make that up? it was amazing.
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By i know u don't!!!!!!!!! on Feb 18, 2010
please don’t leave a msg i see your # Have a nice day!
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By P P on Feb 18, 2010
well since its near xmas you could sing your voice mail in the tune of winter wonder land, jingle bells, pick your favorite holiday song and add lyrics. Its fun. and People will get a good laugh too.
Example: Winter Wonderland Melody
"Hey its me, leave a message, cuz I’m away making snowman, its a beautiful day, the snows here to stay, cuz im walkin in a winter wonderland!"
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By sandyblondegirl on Feb 18, 2010
A friend used Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm scene from the movie When Harry Met Sally, right as she peaked. Then she’d sigh "ahhhhhh – you called at a bad time. Please leave a message at the beep and I’ll call you later."
Some of the messages that were left were so funny. The people thought they had really interupted something. Or when she’d call people back, sometimes they’d apologize for calling at an ‘inconvenient’ time.
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