wat jokes can i send to a girl by sms to make her smile ? or funny sms ? to make her laugh ?
February 18th, 2010 | by admin |Sms that can make a girl smile , or sweet sms that can melt her heart , sms that can strenghten the friendship , sms that is funny .
Short sms jokes would be nice .
In the dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to tell you this so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a quick, violent
and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the Tarot cards, the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her trembling hands. She took a few deep breaths to try to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?"
By myballsrcalleddow_n_jones on Feb 18, 2010
Would you like to hit a home run with me?
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By missionman1914 on Feb 18, 2010
I was walking down the street the other day, and a ugly woman approached me and said, "Hey, baby I am willing to do anything for you."
She went on!
"What cha you like?"
"What cha you need?"
"I am wiling to do ANYTHING, for you baby, just give me $300!!!"
I looked her up and down; and said, "Bitch, paint my house!"
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By jimbond13 on Feb 18, 2010
The best ones are inside jokes. They can be really funny at times and show that you care and pay attention all the same.
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By vlaundon2002 on Feb 18, 2010
In the dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to tell you this so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a quick, violent
and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the Tarot cards, the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her trembling hands. She took a few deep breaths to try to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?"
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